About

to whom it may concern
you weren’t expecting this

so, keep staying on your toes

to whom it may concern
I’m a male human being

of a mixed heritage

to whom it may concern
I was born in the steppes

under the clear October skies

to whom it may concern
I’ve been here for 108 seasons

planning on staying a little longer

to whom it may concern
I had a normal childhood

things got complicated later

to whom it may concern
I dropped out of college once

and fell right into another one

to whom it may concern
I stand 178 centimeters tall

shorter than your average tree

to whom it may concern
I have light brown eyes

that sit in their sockets

to whom it may concern
I have wavy auburn hair

that matches my character

to whom it may concern
I love desserts with fruits

and there’s nothing more to it

to whom it may concern
I hate Wednesdays

and the hour 15:00

to whom it may concern
life is like a platypus

it’s all mixed up

to whom it may concern
this routine is getting harder

as I’m almost out of ideas

to whom it may concern
I’m out of ideas

so, yeeeeaaaaaahhhh…

to whom it may concern
one more idea popped up

this is the penultimate one

to whom it may concern
it was a blatant lie
this is just who I am.